PUSS SCRIPT Subject: PUSS 'N BOOTS English script Translated by Tetris no Miko, May '04 Courtesy of The Puss Project(gamefreak212003@yahoo.com)(http://www.angelfire.com/anime5/puss) ***THIS IS A FAN SCRIPT, DO NOT USE FOR PROFIT!*** ..... Notes: >From Tetris no Miko--I always try to translate the names in the credits as thoroughly as possible, but it's very hard to be accurate when working off small, fuzzy print on a TV screen. Also, be aware that most Chinese characters have more than one reading, so some of the names are probably wrong. (Even Japanese people have trouble reading names) Picking out song lyrics by ear in any language is very tricky, so I did have to guess on a line here and there (though not enough to throw off the actual meaning of the song). Some lines were completely lost all together... seriously, it's VERY hard to pick it out. I don't even think the average native Japanese person could understand everything 100%. So I did have to leave some lines in question marks with the romaji (and even English). There were some songs, however, that were very easy to hear and understand, so I put estimates of how accurate my transcript/translation is after each song. Since this is an old anime, there is a LOT of ad-libbed mumbles/yells. I translate these a lot of the time, but if a character says "wait!" 22 times in a row, I usually got tired around the fifth time and stopped typing "wait!" and continued instead with "..." ^^; >From Curlyconnor (Puss Project Member)--Sorry if this script seems a little weird right now. It's exactly what Tetris sent us, and while an absolutely wonderful translation, may still have a few typos or inconsistancies, which will be taken care of during the process of timing this to subtitles. Nevertheless, we just want to get this out there, since a lot of money, time, and talent went into this, and it is the only current translation (that we know of) of this wonderful film. Expect improved editions of this in the future. Enjoy the script! ........ Triangle/logo: Toei Cat: Pero. You rescued the mice. Pero: Well, that's because I was in a gracious mood. Crowd: Kill him! Kill him! Cats: Wait! Wait! Wait! Cat: Pero, your sentence is death! Crowd: Kill him! Kill him! Pero: That's what YOU think! Text: Puss in Boots (*lit: "The cat who wore the boots") Cat: Exterminate Pero! Listen men, promise me you'll kill Pero! Cats: Yes, Lord! Cat: If you fail to do so, I'll have YOU killed. [the following song is about 80% accurate] Song: Bikkuri shita nya, Bikkuri shita nya That scared me, meow, That scared me, meow. Text: Created by: Oogawa Ken Song: Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita nya! That scared me, that scared me, that scared me, meow! Text: ????? Song: Nagakutsu haite kurushimi mo tomete Shiawase subete Put on some boots, stop the sufferings of others, For all of happiness. [Text] Upper left: Original story by: Sharl Perot (*I'm sure I misspelled this. it's a Western name; probably French) upper right: Script by: Inoue Hisashi mid-right: Gag direction by: Nakahara Yumihiko Song: Hikaru neko dakara, Hikaru neko dakara Nyaaaaaao! Since he is a shining cat. Since he is a shining cat. Meowwwww! [Text] Animation directed by: Mori Kenji [Song] Inki yoko no tsura no kawa Ooseki ya no no tsura no kawa Nyaaaaao! Passing over rivers with shady trees, Passing over rivers with large boulders, Meowwww! [Text] Artists: Urada Mataji, Tsuchida Yuu [Song] Hikkuri taku natta no ka, Hikkuri taku natta no ka, Mou nan ne to Does he suddenly want to retreat? Does he suddenly want to retreat? He seems exasperated. Bikkuri shita nya, Bikkuri shita nya Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita nya! That scared me, meow, That scared me, meow. That scared me, that scared me, that scared me, meow! [Text] Soundtrack by: Uno Seiichiro [Song] Nagakutsu haite, nozomi o shotte Yume o idaite Put on some boots, carry your wishes on your back, Embrace your dreams. [Text] With the vocal talents: Ishikawa Susumu Suien Yoko Mizumori Ato Hakada Kiho [Song] Suteki na neko dakara, Suteki na neko dakara Nyaaaaaaao... Since he is a splendid cat, Since he is a splendid cat. Meowww... [Text] With the vocal talents: Tokura Isshin Toda Shukuko Shuuhara Rumi Nozawa Yuko Shiraishi Yumi Nomura Michiko Uchimi Kenji Aikawa Yokuya [Song] Michi bakka no tsuki-san ga kirarifu Aozora no nagareru kumo mo Nyaaao The moon shines to illuminate the path. The clouds also pass through the blue sky. Meowwww [Text] Vocal directors: Hachiyo Ban Kagetsuka Hirokusa Otake Hiro Kitakawa Kunihiko Tanonaka Yuu Noda Keiichi Koike Asayu [Song] Ansatsu mabuyosa, aisatsu mabuyosa Shiteki na neko Swift to pass judgment, swift to pass greetings. He is a distinguished cat. Bikkuri shita nya, Bikkuri shita nya That scared me, meow, That scared me, meow. [Text] Directed by: Yabuki Koro [Song] Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita Nyaaaao! That scared me, that scared me, that scared me Meowww! Puss: Take that! (fall in water) And don't ever come back! Bye-bye! Aw, rain again? (long pause) Ahhhh, this rain never stops... Aw, just a bone? Umph. Man: Daniel, don't you think now would be a good time to move off with the inheritance? Daniel: Yeah, good idea. Our late-dad told me I should divide it evenly between the three of us, but why would I want to give any to that Pierre? Man: Yeah, why would you want to give it to... Daniel: Shhhh... That was nice. Man: I'm all stuffed. Piere: Brother, thank you for praising my cooking. Daniel: Pierre, when did I praise your cooking? Man: He never did. Daniel: It's a disgrace! Man: Yes, a disgrace. Daniel: Hurry up and take these dirty dishes away. Man: Yeah, don't make us look at your dirty face, either. Pero: What horrible brothers. And what horrible food he has to eat... but then again, I don't have anything to eat at all. Pierre: Hi there. Wanna come in? Pero: May I? Pierre: I don't want you catching cold. Pero: In that case... I'll accept your hospitality. Cat: Ooh! A fish! Cat: What? Cat: A fish?? Cat: No, just a bone... Cat: Idiot. Let's go. Pero: By the way, I couldn't help but notice the food you're eating is much different from the food your brothers in the other room are eating. Pierre: Yeah, I'm fine with it. Daniel: Daniel, Lemone, Pierre, Daniel, Lemone, Pierre, Daniel, Lemone, Pierre, Dan... Fine, Pierre... Cat: Halt! Cat: Halt! Pero: Ah, them again! Cat: Pero, prepare to die! Cat: Prepare to die! Cat: Prepare to...die... Pero: Wait, we shouldn't be fighting in here. Cat: En guarde! Oops... Pero: Fine, it's my turn! Cat: Think you can handle me? Pero: Take that! Oops... Cat: This time for sure! [fight until Pero jumps on table] Pero: Ow! Ow! Hot! Hot! Why you! Why you! Why you! Why you! Daniel: ...Uh, Daniel, Daniel, Lemone, Le... [more fighting] Pero: What the?? [takes apple] Take that! Here I go! How's that? Take that! Cat: Missed me! Pero: [no more apples] Huh? Oh no, oh no... Cat: I...I'm bleeding!! He got me...! Daniel: ...Lemone, Daniel, Daniel, Lemone... Cat: Huh? He's gone! Cat: I don't see him. Cat: There he is!! [cats fall, one cat still in mid air, trying to pull out sword] Cat: Can't get it, can't get it, can't get it... I got it! Pierre: Brothers, are you okay? Daniel: Don't touch it!! Lemone: It's mine! Daniel: Daniel... Daniel... Lemone: Lemone...Lemone... Daniel: Daniel, Daniel... Lemone, Lemone... Daniel: Get outta here, you mangy cat! You too, Pierre! Pierre: Brother! Daniel: Get out! Pierre: Brother!! Puss: Ack, just a potato. Hey, Pierre, you're getting wet. Pierre: Brother!! Brother!! Brother!! Brother!! Puss: Well, now that it's stopped raining, let's be on our way. Come on, Pierre. Let's leave. I don't see any reason hanging around this little shack, do you? Life needs to be fun. The world is a vast place. Umph... oops! [pick up potatoes] Pierre, ready? Pierre: Yeah. Song: [99% accurate] Tanoshii toki mo kanashii toki mo - hoi, hoi! Donna toki demo issho sa itsumo - poi, poi! Hitori to ippiki, ippiki to hitori Hanarerarenai tomodachi sa - nyan, nyan, nyan! In times of joy and in times of sadness - whoop, whoop! In times of anything, we'll always be together - whoop, whoop! A boy and a cat, a cat and a boy. We are inseparable friends - meow, meow, meow! Puss: Spoons go with forks... Pierre: Bread goes with butter... Puss: Pants go with a belt. Pierre: A King goes with a crown. Puss: Rainy days go with boots. Pierre: Boots...go with a puss! Puss: And last of all... Pierre: You go with me! Song: [99% accurate] Hitori dewa dekinai koto mo Futari ireba nan demo nai Moshi mo boku ga niji tsukandara Sono niji o kimi ni wakete ageyou There are things that can't be done alone, But if we're together, they're no problem at all. And if someday I'm able to catch a rainbow, Then I'll share it with you, my friend. Tanoshii toki mo kanashii toki mo - hoi, hoi! Donna toki demo issho sa itsumo - poi, poi! Hitori to ippiki, ippiki to hitori Hanarerarenai tomodachi sa In times of joy and in times of sadness - whoop, whoop! In times of anything, we'll always be together - whoop, whoop! A boy and a cat, a cat and a boy. We are inseparable friends Man: Woahhhh, this here says that the richest and strongest man in the country will be given Princess Rose as his bride! Puss: Pierre, Pierre, come here! Pierre: Pero, what is it? What does it say? Puss: Listen, the king of his country is looking for a husband for his daughter, Rose. And it also says that the king and his daughter will walk by here any minute! Pierre: Oh, so that's why all these people are around. Puss: What a pretty princess she is. Pierre: You're right... Puss: Pierre, Pierre. Pierre: What is it, Pero? Puss: Pierre, you should marry her! Pierre: M...marry who? Puss: Who else? That princess we just saw. Pierre: Huhhh? But I couldn't... Puss: Never mind that, I'll fix it up. See ya later. Pierre: P...Pero! Man: Now I will introduce the candidates for the groom. From the mouth of the gigantic Borge river, we have Dattan Kingdom's crown prince, Iwankofusky. [Russian dude] Man: Spain's crown prince, Don Flamenco! Man: Arabia's Lord Kashim! Man: And from Paris, the capital of flowers, we have... King: Someone close the window... Princess: Father, I'm scared! King: And who might you be? Lucifer: Ohhh, my beautiful princess. Princess Rose... I am the richest King in the world for whom you have been searching, Lucifer, Prince of Darkenss! King: Lucifer?? My, how impressive. Lucifer: Hello, future-Daddy. Allow me to rebuild your entire castle using diamonds. King: Well, I think he's said enough. Right, Princess? Lucifer: Oh, my darling Princess Rose. Please become my bride! King: What do you say, Princess? Rose: No! Lucifer: What?? She says "no"? She refuses me?? Rose: I refuse! I would rather die! Lucifer: You would rather die? So you say that you hate the all mighty Lucifer?? Do you have any idea what fate befalls those who defy me? King: Well, I... Lucifer: Here is a sample of my power! Rose: Father!! Lucifer: What do you think NOW? Do you still refuse me?? Did you not say that you would let the richest man in the world marry your daughter? Which is it?? If you fail to keep your word, how will you and your kingdom fare? Just think about it. Understood? Well then, I, the all-mighty Lucifer WILL have Princess Rose as my bride. Three nights from now, on the full moon, you will bring her to my castle. Then we will marry! Understood? Three nights from now! Rose: Father, I can't! I can't! I can't marry the Devil! I can't! I can't!... Puss: And so, both the King and Princess are in a real pickle. Pierre: Poor things... Puss: Pierre, I admire your sympathy for them, but this is a great chance for you to shine! Pierre: How? Puss: It's simple. Just beat the living hell out of that Lucifer-guy! Pierre, if you do that, you can marry Princess Rose. Pierre: Pero! Stop teasing me like that, you meanie... Puss: I'm SERIOUS, Pierre. Pierre: But I'm just a peasant boy. Just take a look at these dingy clothes. Puss: Don't worry about it. Pierre: But besides, how am I supposed to defeat Lucifer? Puss: Just leave it to me. No devil anywhere is any match for me! Pierre: But... Song: [99% accurate] O-tsuki-sama, onegai, Oka no mukou o sagashite Shiawase ga maigo ni Natte inai ka dou ka Please, Father Moon, Search beyond the hills. Check there to find my happiness, For I fear it might have gone astray. Kotori-san, onegai, Mori no naka o sagashite Shiawase ga maigo ni Natte inai ka dou ka Please, Brother Bird, Search the inside of the forest. Check there to find my happiness, For I fear it might have gone astray. Watashi ni wa wakaru no Shiawase ga kitto kuru Ririshii Oji-sama kashira Takumashii wakamono kashira Watashi ni wa wakaranai no demo Kore dake wa wakaru no Shiawase ga mou yatte kuru no I understand for sure That happiness will come to me. Perhaps in the form of a brave Prince? Perhaps in the form of a strong young man? Of that I am still uncertain, But I do know one thing: Happiness is already on its way. O-tsuki-sama, onegai, Oka no mukou o sagashite Shiawase ga maigo ni Natte inai ka dou ka Please, Father Moon, Search beyond the hills. Check there to find my happiness, For I fear it might have gone astray. Mouse: Uh-oh... Puss: Hey, it's not right stealing other people's food. Want me to eat YOU?? Cat: That's it! Eat him! Cat: Pero, hurry and eat him! Cat: If you eat him, we'll no longer have any reason to kill you. Cat: That's right! If you want to save yourself from your own crime, punish the criminal you let escape! Mouse: No, I beg you! If you must eat one of us, then eat me! Puss: Never mind. Cat: Pero, you think you'll lick us, too?! [*the Japanese word, "lick" is also slang for "making fun of", but in this case, I used the English pun of "lick" meaning to "defeat"... works either way.] Cat: You'll never li...li... I still can't get it out. Cat: Here we go! Here we go! Puss: Never mind. If you really wanna kill me so badly, then go ahead and do it. Ready, aim... Cats: Charge! What the...?? Puss: Uh-oh... Cat: How dare you steal my dinner! I'll get... Mouse: Kiddies! Thank you very much. We will never forget your kindness. Right, kiddies? Kids: Yes! Mouse: Right? Puss: You're a good parent. Mouse: From this day forth, we will give up thievery for ourselves and become your honorable servants in the shadows. Right, kiddies? Kids: That's right! Puss: There's a problem. What should we do, Pierre? Pierre: We should let them serve us, Pero. Mouse: Come, we eagerly await your orders! Puss: If you're really that serious about it... Okay then, I'll give you one task. I want you to find a set of nice, expensive clothes that would fit this boy. Pierre: But Pero... I don't... I don't need any new clothes... Puss: Never you mind. Kid: His waist is 68 cm. Kid: His chest is 85 cm. Puss: And go! Pierre: But Pero, I don't want it... Puss: Pierre, Princess Rose won't marry anyone in dingy clothes like that. Pierre: But I... Puss: Life should be fun. Pierre: I do agree with you, but... Song: [99% accurate] Hitori dewa dekinai koto mo Futari ireba nan demo nai Moshi mo kimi ga hime o suki nara Yatte miru no mo waruku wa nai sa! There are things that cannot be done alone, But with the two of us working, it should be easy. If you truly do love the princess, Then there's no harm in at least trying! Boy: They're coming! Adult: Silly! Boy: Ouch! Daniel: Come, Lemone, let's stay here for the night. Lemone: And tomorrow we'll see the Princess. Daniel: And I will be her groom. Lemone: And I will ALSO be her groom. Daniel: But we'll have to wait... Lemone: ...to find out tomorrow. Boy: The skinny one is wearing nice clothes. Adult: Good. Daniel: Then I will be King! Lemone: And I will also be King! Daniel: Thieves! Song: [90% accurate] Bikkuri shita chuu, Bikkuri shita chuu Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita chuu! That scared me, squeak! That scared me, squeak! That scared me, that scared me, that scared me, squeak! Nusumi o yareba donna yatsu datte Oretachi no ude wa Taishita mon da, sugoi mon da Oretachi no ude wa We can steal anything from anyone. We are very skilled. We are very impressive, we are very amazing. We are very skilled. Tatoe dekkai inu demo Sonna ni... Even a huge dog, Is no match for... Bikkuri shita chuu, Bikkuri shita chuu That scared me, squeak! That scared me, squeak! Mouse: Hey, wait for me! Song: Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita chuu! Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita chuu! Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita chuu! Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita chuu! That scared me, that scared me, that scared me, squeak! That scared me, that scared me, that scared me, squeak! That scared me, that scared me, that scared me, squeak! That scared me, that scared me, that scared me, squeak! Pierre: Um, er, Princess... Puss: Pierre, that won't do. Pierre: Yes, b-but... Puss: "But"?? I'll do the talking, so you stay quiet. Oh, my beautiful Princess Rose. Your happiness has not gone astray. Even if mountains of treasure were offered to me... my heart still belongs to only you. Rose: My...! Puss: The light of the moon will bless you. Happiness is right before your very eyes. You must take firm hold on it. [hugs cat] So... muster your courage and give me a big k... yuck! Pierre: Uh-oh... Puss: You guys again? Cats: That's right! Puss: Just give up already! Cat: I give the same command back at you! Puss: Just because I let some mice go, you have it out for me? Cat: Silence! Unless we kill you, we will be killed! Cat: So until we kill you, we won't leave your side! Cat: (singing) We are inseparable fr... Cats: Stop it! Puss: Fine, bring it on, you cads! [runs up stairs] Hah, catch me now! Cats: Not so fast! Cats: Come back! Come back! Come back! Wimpy cat: Please come back! Cats: Come back!... Puss: I'd better hide... Cat: Where is he? Where's Pero? Where did he go? Woman: Eeeeew, a mangy cat! How filthy! Get out! Cats: Come back! Puss: Take that! [pulls rug] Cats: What the? Puss: Turn on the lights! [lights on] Where'd you go? Cat: Oh, it's just you guys? W-where's Pero? Cat: That's strange, where did he go? [lights back on] Cat: Wh-what the?? [eyeballs in the dark] Puss: Turn on the lights! Turn them on once more! Once again, turn them on! Wimpy cat: Yay, I did it! Hey, don't leave without me! Wait! Wait! Cats: Come back! ... King: Who are you?? Puss: A secret envoy! King: S-secret envoy? J-just stop this spinning, please! Puss: Right away, Highness! King: And who are your friends? Puss: They are my vassals. Men! You are a disgrace to me! Step outside at once! Hey! Ya bastards, can't you obey your master's orders?? Step outside for a minute! King: So you are an envoy. So what is your business? Puss: I know the richest one in the land for whom you search. King: What? Rich? Puss: He is rich with the gentlest heart of anyone in the land. King: Oh, I see. Puss: And he is also rich with the best fighting skills of anyone in the land. King: Ah-hah. Puss: He does not hide himself in the world, nor does he leave behind a trail; Duke Karaba has traveled long days to come here. And I am Pero, the number one vassal of such a man. King: Duke Karaba? I have not heard that name before. Is he really that rich a man? Puss: Yes, the richest in the entire world. King: Even more rich than Lucifer? Puss: Yeah, that ol' Lucy?... he's got nothin' on him! King: Well, the Princess will certainly be pleased. Rose: Who might you be? Pierre: Um... I am... Mouse: Princess! Princess! Princess! Rose: Oh, hello Mr. Mouse. Mouse: You see... you see... his name is Duke Karaba. Rose: Duke Karaba? Mouse: He's just a little too shy to say so himself. Pierre: B-but I'm... Mouse: Never mind, never mind. And you know, he's also the gentlest man in the entire world! Rose: Really? Mouse: He is also the strongest man in the entire world! So you needn't worry about Lucifer taking you away; he will protect you. Okay? Pierre: I can't do this... Rose: Duke Karaba! Pierre: I'm not Karaba... I'm not Karaba... I'm not Karaba! Rose: Duke Karaba! Pierre: I am Pierre. I'm Pierre!! Puss: Pierre! Hey, Pierre! Wait up! Hey, don't go! Don't go, Pierre! Hey! Pierre: I...I can't do it after all. Puss: What's come over you, Pierre? Daniel: Pierre!! Pierre: Brother! Daniel: Pierre, since when did you become a thief?! You stole my coat! Lemone: And you stole my pants! Daniel: Come in here! Pierre: But Brother, I didn't...! Puss: Why you!! Guard/Puss: Who are you, who are you, who are you, WHO are YOU!! Daniel: I am the best Prince of this land, Daniel. Lemone: And I am Prince Lemone. Guard: And what is your business? Daniel: We wish to see the Princess. Lemone: We come bearing many gifts. Guard: Fine, I understand. Lemone: So you'll let us through? Guard: What do you think I am, an idiot?? Brothers: N-no, sir... Guard: You may leave your gifts here. I will give them to Princess Rose in your place. Understand?? Brothers: Y-yes, sir... Puss: My, I am honored. My Lord... King: Oh, you're the envoy from last night. Puss: Yes, I am Pero, Duke Karaba's right hand man. King: And what is your errand today? Puss: I have come to deliver these gifts from my master as a token of his affection for Princess Rose. King: My, what an unusual set of gifts this is. Isn't that so, Princess? Rose: Yes, your master must be very unique. Puss: Yes, that is exactly so. Rose: And he also said that Duke Karaba will defeat Lucifer. King: Well, I would certainly love to meet him. Puss: Duke Karaba has said the same of you, your Highness. King: Very well. Puss: Listen, people, the King is going to pass through here. And if he happens to ask who this land belongs to, you will tell him it belongs to Duke Karaba, okay? Understand? Peasant: We don't mind sayin' that, but this land don't belong to no "Duke Karaba". Puss: I know that. I just want you to say that it does, okay? Peasant: That cat shore says some strange things. Peasant: We only take orders from the King! Puss: So you're saying you won't take orders from me? Peasants: Tha's right! Puss: Fine, then I won't help you guys after all. Take a look behind you! Mouse: Company! Charge! Peasants: Sorry, please help us! Puss: Oh, so you want me to chase 'em off? Peasants: Yes, please! Puss: Then I suppose you'll do something for me in exchange? Peasants: Yes, of course! Puss: Fine, it's decided. Hey, guys! Cats: Pero, prepare to die! Puss: Argh, I'm sick of you guys. Cats: Come back! Wimp: Come back, come back... Puss: Pierre! Pierre: What's wrong, Pero? Puss: Hurry, hurry, Pierre! Pierre: H-hey, Pero, what are you doing? Puss: No time to explain, just trust me! I promise I won't hurt you. Cats: I can't watch... Pierre: Pero... Pero: Pierre, sorry about that. Pierre, stay in the river for a while! Cats: Come back!... Pero: I'll need your help now, Boss! Mouse: Okay! Go! Song: Karaba-sama... Duke Karaba... Cats: Come back! Song: [80% accurate] Karaba-sama... Kono yo de ichiban erai Kono yo de- kono yo de- ... Karaba-sama... Duke Karaba... The hardest worker of the world. Of the world- of the world-... Duke Karaba... Puss: Oops, sorry... Song: Karaba-sama... Kono atari wa minna Karaba-sama no tochi Iponazu-sama, ippon no ki no Ichi mai no hanabira mo Hitomuki no kaze sae mo Duke Karaba... This area... All belongs to Duke Karaba. Every animal, every tree, Every petal on every flower, And even the blowing winds. Kono tori mo Ippiki nokorazu Ogawa no sakana mo Ippiku nokorazu All the birds Belong to him. All the fish in the river Belong to him. King: I suppose this "Karaba" fellow must truly be quite wealthy, Princess. Rose: Yes, Father. King: And he also seems quite popular. Rose: That is because he has a gentle heart. King: I wish to see him soon. Puss: Oh my, oh my, oh my! Who is it swimming in this river, but my very own master, Duke Karaba! Pierre: Uh, um... Puss: Oh dear, I understand. Your Highness, my master has just fallen on some bad luck. Rose: Bad luck? Puss: Yes, that is so. The Duke, sweaty from riding his horse, had decided to take a refreshing swim. It was then that a pair of unscrupulous bandits stole my master's clothes and ran away! Yes, isn't that what happened, Duke Karaba? Pierre: Yes. I guess so... Rose: Dear... King: Well, that IS an unfortunate spell of bad luck. Let us get him some new clothes from the castle. [back at castle] Well, I must say I am not surprised, Duke Karaba. You would look dignified in anything. Do you agree, Princess? Rose: Yes. Guard: Impudent cad! Do you mean to say I stole your gifts?? Daniel: Th-that's not exactly it... Guard: Then what ARE you saying? Limone: If I recall correctly, we left our gifts with a vertically-challenged guard earlier today... Guard: Silence, you moronic serfs!! Stop your driveling and get back to the farm! Brothers: Y-yes, sir... Puss: Serves ya right for hurting Pierre. King: Which reminds me, Duke Karaba. The full moon is tonight, and that is when Lucifer said he would come to take my daughter. Pierre: Uh, yes... King: So I suppose you will defeat that devil with a flourish and impress us? Pierre: Uh...well... But I... Puss: But of course! My master will certainly fulfill his promise. Compared to the strength of my master, Lucifer is merely... well, almost like a baby. Pierre: Pero, are you sure it was okay to tell the King that fancy story? Puss: Just trust me... though I guess it's hard to trust me... well, everything will work out. Pierre: Everything will work out? But I'm going against the DEVIL, you know? Puss: Devil-schmevil. Just because he's bigger than you doesn't mean he's stronger than you. The true battle will take place in here. Pierre: But... Puss: Pierre, you've already come this far, haven't you? Don't tell me you've given up on marrying her? Pierre: But...I... I would like to marry her, but it's not worth it if I have to lie. Puss: Pierre, were you lying when you said you loved Princess Rose? Pierre: No, I wasn't... Puss: Then there's no problem. Mouse: Pierre! Umph... Pierre! It's time to go on a walk with the Princess! Pierre: Pero... Puss: Come, come, Duke Karaba! Have a nice time. Pierre: Pero, stop teasing me... Mouse: Pierre, come on, let's go! Let's go! Puss: Be on your way, my liege. Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, eh? Lucifer: Behold! Behold my might! Lucifer: It's late! It's late! I can wait no longer! And here I made such a lovely feast and waited for her... My Princess... Princess... Princess Rose... Ohhhh, my beloved, beloved Princess Rose. She's still not here yet? Princess Rose is still not here? Still? Still? Still?... Even though crisis will befall them soon? Ohhh, my magical water. My magical water. Please reflect my heart. Now, reflect it at once! My sweet Princess Rose. Princess Rose... Princess Rose... Princess Rose... Princess Rose... [growl] Why you...! Pierre: Princess... I...must apologize to you... Rose: Why is that, Duke Karaba? Pierre: I am...! I'm not Karaba! I'm Pierre. I'm not a Duke. I'm just an orphaned peasant! Rose: Pierre... Please don't. Upbringing means nothing to me. YOU are the one I want. Pierre: But...But... I don't have the power to defeat Lucifer. So... I can't... Rose: Pierre... Cat: Come on! Cat: Huh? Cat: Wh-what's going on? Pierre: Princess! Princess! Lucifer! Mouse: Men, we must save Pero! Mice: Aye, sir! Pierre: Princess! Princess! Princess!! Princess!! Princess... I promise... I promise I will rescue you. Puss: Hurry, men! Lucifer: What is it? The Princess is ready, you say? Welllllcome, Princess! I have been waiting for you. Come, come. So, Princess, please do not cry. I shall make your life easy from now on. Hey, stupid crows, get out of here at once!! I may not be much to look at, but when it comes to riches, I'm the best man in the world. Puss: Well, well, well, well, congratulations are in order! The sky is clear and the moon is full. What a glorious day it is today. Lucifer: What are you driveling about? Rose: Pero, where's Pierre? Puss: It pains me to say this, but please give up on Pierre. Rose: But why? Lucifer: Come, Princess... Rose: Did something happen to him? Puss: Nothing really "happened" to him. He just said something about being scared of going against the devil and ran off somewhere. Rose: I don't believe Pierre would do such a thing... Lucifer: Princess... Puss: I wonder how you compare to Pierre. Surely he is not anywhere near as distinguished as you, my Lord. A powerful magician. I do envy you. Which reminds me, my Lord. Lucifer: Yeah? Puss: Today is a particularly special day. Would you not like to demonstrate your powers by transforming into various creatures? Lucifer: You want me to transform then? Puss: Yes, I have heard that your transformation powers are unmatched. What do you say, my Lord? Would you not also like to impress your new bride with some transformations? Lucifer: Very well. So what would you like me to transform into? Puss: Um... could you transform into something very large? Lucifer: What do you think? Puss: Uh, very nice indeed! Could you do something smaller next? [transforms to Lion] M-my Lord... My you're very powerful this evening... Mouse: Princess! Princess! Let's run away quickly! Puss: That's nice! That's enough! Hurry and change... [changes to cat] My, I am most impressed! So lastly, would you fulfill one more request? Could you transform into something very small like a mouse? Lucifer: Princess, please watch closely. Pierre: Come back here! Puss: Come back! Pierre: Come back! Puss: Not so fast! Cats: Come back!... Lucifer: Damn you, you thought you could fool me?? Give me your best shot, kid. Puss: Me, too! Pierre: Pero! Mouse: Charge, men! Mice: Aye, sir! Lucifer: Prinnnncess. Puss: Pierre... Mouse: Where's the Boss? Mouse: He's gone! Lucifer: Princess, look at that. Rose: Pierre! Pierre! Pierre: Princess! Lucifer: What's wrong, kid? Trying to escape? Come, come, Princess. Now that the pests have left us, we can have our wedding. Rose: No! No! I refuse! Lucifer: Come, Princess, you mustn't refuse me. Rose: No! I would rather die! Lucifer: What do you think now, Princess? Do you still refuse to marry me?? What will it be, Princess? Cat: Pero, we've got you! Cats: Give up! Pero: I don't think now's the time to be chasing after me, you fools! Lucifer: What's your answer? If you still refuse then... Rose: Please! Stop it! Pierre! Cat: Pero, there's no escape! Puss: Cut it out already! Rose: Pierre! Pierre! Please, Pierre... save Pierre. Lucifer: So you will be my bride then? Fine. Fine, I will save them now. Rose: Where's Pierre?? Lucifer: Princess, you needn't worry. See, your friends are floating towards the front gate. So, Princess, you take a look as well. Rose: No! Lucifer: That was close. Mouse: Okay! Lucifer: Princess, what have you done? That necklace is my livelihood! Good thing it's night right now. If the sun were out now, I would have disintegrated! Pierre: Princess! Princess! Pero: Pierre, it's useless. Pierre: Why? Pero: Unfortunately, we don't have the power to defeat the devil. Pierre: Then what will happen to the princess?? Pero: Well, I do feel sorry for her... Mice: Pero, we've lost faith in you! You coward! Are you going to sit back and let him kill our Boss?? Boss: All clear. Go! Lucifer: Come back! Hey... Come back, come back! Give me my skull!! Mouse: Thanks muchly. Cat: Damn mouse! Cat: Come back! Wimp: Come back, come back! Rose: Pierre! Pierre: Pero! Pero: Pierre, I'm coming too! Lucifer: Come back!! Boss: I'm trapped... Fine! Ba-ba-ba... guess it won't work. Lucifer: You think I'll stand for a pitiful mouse using my magic? Hand it over!! Don't fall...don't fall... oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Cat: Mouse thief, wait! Wimp: Heyyyy, come baaaack. Cat: Come back, come back! Boss: Little one! Mouse: Boss! Wimp: Ahhhh, I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten in so long... It's two mice. Come back!! Come back, come back, come back! Come back, mouse-dinner! Boss: Princess, Princess... Cat: It's the Princess! Lucifer: My skull! Come back, you! Boss: Princess, Pierre will surely come to rescue you, so please be patient. Well, I must go. Pierre: Come, Pero, one more climb. Pero: Good. Boss: Pierre! Hurry, hurry! Pierre: Princess! Rose: Pierre! Pierre: Princess!! Please be patient! Rose: Pierre! Boss: Pierre! Lucifer's source of power is his skull-necklace! Pierre: I thought so. So where is he? Boss: He's coming up, chasing after a cat who has it stuck on his head. Pierre: Okay. Pero, I will go rescue the princess. You go and steal the skull necklace for me. Pero: Got'cha! Lucifer: [spun out of clock] Dammit! Okay, I've got you at last! Pero: Huh? Prince of Darkness, I have retrieved your skull! Lucifer: Why, you...! Boss: Pierre, hang on tight! Mice: Hang in there!! Pierre: I see. So he said the sun would destroy him? Rose: Yes. I heard him say that. Pierre: Good. I have a plan. Boss: Pier... Pero: Come and get me if ya want! How's that? Pierre: Princess, hold on tight. Rose: Sure. Pierre: Come, Princess, it's nearly dawn. Let's find the skull necklace and place it outside where the sun will shine. Over there! Lucifer: My skull... Pero: Catch! Lucifer: Give it back!! Cats: Come back!! Pero: You guys again? Cats: Pero, prepare to die! Wimp: We'll kill you right away! Pero: I told you guys, I don't have time to play right now. Oops? Lucifer: Wait... Pero: Umph... [spins tower] Lucifer: Blast it!! [tries to jump off and Pero laughs] How infuriating!! [chasing mice] You're not getting away! Pero: Pierre! Lucifer: Pesky kid! Pierre: Pero, hurry! Pero: I can't get this off. Pierre: Pero, hurry! Rose: Pierre! Pero: Pierre, I can't get it off! Cat: Give us the kid back! Lucifer: Where is it? Got you now... [pulls out cat] huh? En guarde! Wimp: Help me, Pero. Pierre: Princess! The necklace! Princess!! Pero, let's go! Pero: Okay! Lucifer: Princess, give that back to me at once. Give it back. Princess, you must stop running from me like that. Come, return the necklace to me at once. Return it now. Return it! Huh? Dawn is near! [hanging on stairs] Oh no, it's getting lighter and lighter. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Come on, Princess! Pierre: Princess! Rose: Pierre! Lucifer: Damn you pesky kid! Pierre: Princess! Throw me the necklace! Lucifer: Just you try. I'll no longer be gentle with her. I'll kill her. I'll kill her. I'll kill her. Pierre: Princess! Princess! Lucifer: I'll kill her! Rose: Sun, please! Come out now! Lucifer: Come, hand it over. Mouse: Princess, leave this to me. Pierre: Princess! Lucifer: Why you, I can't tolerate this anymore! Pero: Just leave me alone already! Cat: No good! Unless we kill you, we will be killed! Pierre: Come, Princess, watch your footing. The sun will be up any minute. Lucifer: The sun... Dammit, pretty soon I'll need to hide myself. I must move now! Pierre: Come on. Rose: Sun... Pierre: ...come out quickly! Quickly! Come out quickly! Rose: Pierre! Pero: Princess! Pierre: It's the sun! Hurry! Hurry! [falling] Sun!!! Sun!! Pero: Pierre! Pierre! Princess! Mice: Pierre! Princess! Rose: Pierre! Pierre: Rose! Pero: Good luck, you two! Cat: Pero! Cat: Prepare to die! Pero: STILL you guys?? Song: [99% accurate...the parts not in question marks, that is.] Bikkuri shita nya, Bikkuri shita nya Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita nyaooo! That scared me, meow. That scared me, meow. That scared me, that scared me, that scared me, meowwww! Hitori de naite namida fuite, Sabishii neko dakara, sabishii neko dakara Nyaaoooo... He cries alone and wipes his tears. Since he is a lonely cat. Since he is a lonely cat. Meowww... Aishiatteru futari o Shiawasesou na hitotabi o Nyaooo He sends the loving couple... ...Of on their journey together. Meowww. ??????????????? ???????????? Batsugun na neko ????? ???? He is a distinguished cat. Bikkuri shita nya, Bikkuri shita nya Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita, Bikkuri shita nyaooo! That scared me, meow. That scared me, meow. That scared me, that scared me, that scared me, meowwww! Wimp: Waaaait! Come baaaaack! Waaaaait! Come baaaaack! Text over world: The End =====Original Theatrical Trailer===== Text: Created by: Oogawa Ken Paragraph: Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Little Red Riding Hood... Shal Perot (name of some French-sounding dude... please fix my spelling ^^;) has created several children's tales which Toei has adapted. Big thick text: Color cartoon, Puss in Boots. (announcement) Daniel: Get out, you damn cat! Pierre, you too! Pierre: Brother! Brother! Brother!... Text: Distinguished [batsugun] cat Text: Pero Text: Splendid cat. Text: Pero Text: Joyful cat. Text: Pero Text: Puss in Boots Text: Pero's endless wit Text: Pero's clever ideas Text: And the boy, Pierre... Rose: Pierre, please... I need you. Pierre: But I... I don't have the power to defeat Lucifer. Text: The Princess is kidnapped. Text: Make haste, Pierre! Text: Make haste, Pero! Text: Head for Lucifer's Castle. Text: Lucifer's secret is... Text: Magic? Text: Wit? Text: Courage? Text: Distinguished. Text: Distinguished. Text: Puss in Boots (over and over again in different colors) Text: Coming soon to a theater near you.